Survival

The Ultimate Guide to Dodging Water Cannons

As a professional protestor, your cardboard sign is your livelihood. The moment the police deploy the water cannons, un-verified amateurs scatter. But as a Protestr.club certified freelancer, you know better.

Rule 1: The 'V' Formation

Always place your 'Armchair Activist' tier hires at the front. They provide a vital human shield, allowing your premium 'Slogan Shouters' in the back to remain dry and vocal.

Rule 2: Laminated Placards

It sounds simple, but packing tape over cardboard saves lives... or at least saves your hourly rate. Waterlogged signs drag down your Enthusiasm Score™.

Rule 3: Know the Trajectory

Water cannons operate on basic parabolic arcs. Stand exactly 4 meters away from the impact zone to maintain maximum media visibility while avoiding the splash damage.

Reminder: If you are completely washed away, Protestr.club will not cover your auto-rickshaw fare home unless you selected 'Riot Insurance' during onboarding.